Be the first to gain access to hundreds of cutting-edge medications whose approval is still pending at the federal level. You'll find medicines with a high clinical success rate for various conditions before the pharmaceutical industry limits public access behind high-cost hurdles, red tape, and unnecessary bureaucratic regulation.
Our Process
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Lab Monkey requires official documentation from a licensed medical doctor clearly indicating a diagnosis for the disease or condition to be treated by the chosen medications. Prices listed are as close to cost as possible while still being able to support operations for this service. However, all users have the opportunity to receive a partial refund of up to 50% of the cost in return for detailed and thorough documentation of all reactions and effects and for providing regular checkup results from a licensed testing facility.
Treatment forms and diaries are provided in the documentation menu category.
Lab Monkey additionally has a policy of partial compensation for the cost of testing during treatment should the full prescribed regimen be completed.
Recently Added Medicines:
Adynofergen Halcizone
Description: Medium-sized, round, violet pills
Method: take 1-3 tablets a day as prescribed
Known Effects/Side Effects: calming reaction and pre-sleep anxiety with potential negative side effects of insomnia, anxiety, depression, dizziness, mood elevation
Cost: $203 for one month
Amapryl
Description: Tiny, pentagonal, white pills
Method: 1 capsule 2-3 times a day as prescribed
Known Effects/Side Effects: Effective treatment for narcolepsy and related sleep disorders with potential negative side effects of nausea, giddiness, hyperactivity
Cost: $470 for three months
Beclotonin Cafezyme
Description: Fine, pale green powder
Method: Dissolve in water at the prescribed dosage and frequency
Known Effects/Side Effects: Increased mental acuity and focus with potential negative side effects of elevated blood pressure, headaches, tunnel vision
Cost: $167 for one month
Enaxane Oxymocerol
Description: Medium-sized, octagonal, golden pills
Method: Take one tablet every other day at the prescribed dosage
Known Effects/Side Effects: Regaining cognitive function after memory loss due to various degenerative brain disorders with potential negative side effects of tingling in extremities, mood swings, shallowness of breath
Cost: $537 for one round of treatment up to six months
Olmeban
Description: Large, square, white pills
Method: Crush tablets and sprinkle them on the morning meal
Known Effects/Side Effects: Slows metabolism and increases bodily immune response with potential negative side effects of impulsivity, panic attacks, hallucinations
Cost: $288 per month
Pantopril
Description: Medium-sized blue capsules
Method: Take with food
Known Effects/Side Effects: For effective treatment of dementia and other degenerative age-related neurological disorders with potential negative side effects of drowsiness, lethargy, reduced heartrate
Cost: $146 per two months
Ramipex
Description: Medium-sized, triangular, gray pills
Method: Take at bedtime
Known Effects/Side Effects: For treatment of sleep apnea and weight loss with potential negative side effects of loss of appetite, reduced energy during the day, migraines
Cost: $316 per month
Zannase
Description: Sachet of white powder with a consistency similar to sugar.
Method: Mix with water and apply to affected areas as a paste
Known Effects/Side Effects: For treating chronic pain with potential side effects of hair loss, hives, and acne at the point of skin friction
Cost: $383 per month